accept me for who i am.: Archive

my mom bought baileys just for me.

baileys, baileys, yeah yeah :D

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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me 
me: never mind

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
 **signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE