June 2011
Gay people are incapable of being intellectual.
sangrocontigo-:
Oh, really?
I’ve heard/seen statements similar to this in the past, and I find them more comedic than anything else. I fail to see how there’s a correlation between someone’s sexuality and their intelligence. I fuck dudes with my dick, not my brain, so kindly shut the fuck up.
yeawhateverbro asked: lml
That awkward moment when...
my-swag-is-ill:
amouremeline:
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
Shit Tyrone…
HAHAHAHAHA, IDK HOW LOUD I JUST LAUGHED !
The awkward moment when you realize you haven't...
yesbrendonurie:
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
paranoid-idjit:
kissedmequiteinsane:
schizofrenetic:
nerdycouture:
jesthenoir:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
-kennythewhore:
Omg the new tumblr for iPhone is SOOOO AMAZING.
so efficient now, and it won’t restart my dash so that’s a win. HOLLA~
I hate downloading a bands new album after I just obsessed with their previous ones.
n0thingtogethungabout-deactivat asked: woahh, your a drummer. do you have a band ?
also, are you a redditor, or do you just post rage comics cause they're awesome?
also, are you a redditor, or do you just post rage comics cause they're awesome?
-aixafaxas:
It’s insane how someone can change so much in 1 year.
unfunnyclownfish:
I am constantly trying to figure people and people’s emotions out. I want to know why every individual acts they way they do and why they are the way they are. I am always trying to figure out what every separate person in my life might want to hear in different situations and make sure I get it right.
I think I’m going to take some Psychology classes.
I eat disgustingly large amounts of food every...
anch0vies:
and I just weighted myself
and I lost like 3 pounds
what
the
fuck
they should inject my genes into fat people
im just sitting here wondering now...
why would you unblock me? its been over 6 months and NOW out of all times you want to unblock me? if you think by any chance that i am going to forgive you, you’re wrong. im not going to deal with a friend that pushes other people away for their girlfriend, or has done it in the past. and it hasn’t been just once, you did it with your 7th grade girlfriend as well. im sorry, but im just...
When you haven't heard a song in years and still...
harry-: