This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond...– Jim Halpert (via lizayzay)
Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next six years. It’s an Amish...– Dwight Schrute (via jimhalperting)
since i am bored and going to cape cod tomorrow, i...
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
ilovedemmmi: gorgeous-monster: wonteverstopdreaming: This is worth a reblog. I dont even know what to say or do right now <3 as heartless as i am about stuff on tumblr, i have to admit this is pretty sweet.
seanydg: why do some girls feel the need to post on facebook or tumblr how much of ass holes “all guys” are? you should probably realize it’s YOUR fault for going out with ass holes. wake the fuck up. not all guys are ass holes. bless this post
you need to stop talking about me behind my back and say it to my face, bitch!– sent via text message (via ahhskeetskeet)
That awkward moment when you realize Ke$ha looks...
dirrtyfighter: foreveraigner: I’m dead… HSUAHSUHAHUSASHAS GOOOOD this made me lol holy shit! lololol!
i miss you so much.
sigh. come back already.
the perfect example of teenage pregnancy
So, now there is suppose to be a "Hurricane Jose"...
twiggaisthefuture: Irene was a mega fail so
God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
katiefuckingfitch-: Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”